|
A friend sent this: how appreciate Whtever you give a woman, she will make greater。
一个朋友寄给我这段话:女人很感激你给她的一切,她常常会加倍地偿还你。
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
如果你给她一个精子 她给你一个宝宝。
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
如果你给她一个房子 她会给你一个家
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
如果你给她买菜,她给你做顿美味佳肴。
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
你给她微笑,她掏心给你。
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
你给她的,她总是加倍地还给你。
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
因此呢,如果你给她麻烦(直译是屎),那么你就等着收到一大堆(直译是屎)麻烦。