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Over-crowded boat hits shore.
Indian Chief: Whoa! Who goes there?
White Guy: We are just refugees sir.
Indian Chief: What are you running from?
White Guy: Religious persecution in Europe.
Indian Chief: Do you have a valid visa?
White Guy: No, but isn't this the land of the free?
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Sycophant to Indian Chief: Maybe we should do "Extreme Vetting".
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Indian Chief: How much money do you have? Are you carrying more than $10,000?
White Guy: Not much, practically penniless. We escaped with the clothes on our backs.
Indian Chief: How are you going to support yourselves?
White Guy: We are counting on the kindness in your hearts.
Indian Chief: How long do you plan to stay?
White Guy: We will not "overstay". Promise, cross our hearts and hope to die.
Indian Chief: Do you plan to take jobs away from American Indians?
White Guy: Good Heavens! We will never do such a thing.
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Sycophant to Indian Chief: They are lying Sir, Lock them Up!
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Indian Chief: Are you sure your values are compatible with ours?
White Guy: Rest assured sir, we are NOT robbers, murderers or Rapists.
After some thought, the Indian Chief said: I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Compassion is the important thing. You may stay.
The Indian Chief then ordered his personal chef to kill a turkey, roast it with rosemary
and other herbs and then serve it with cranberry sauce to the White Guy and his family.
The rest is history.
THE END
Indian Chief: Whoa! Who goes there?
White Guy: We are just refugees sir.
Indian Chief: What are you running from?
White Guy: Religious persecution in Europe.
Indian Chief: Do you have a valid visa?
White Guy: No, but isn't this the land of the free?
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Sycophant to Indian Chief: Maybe we should do "Extreme Vetting".
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Indian Chief: How much money do you have? Are you carrying more than $10,000?
White Guy: Not much, practically penniless. We escaped with the clothes on our backs.
Indian Chief: How are you going to support yourselves?
White Guy: We are counting on the kindness in your hearts.
Indian Chief: How long do you plan to stay?
White Guy: We will not "overstay". Promise, cross our hearts and hope to die.
Indian Chief: Do you plan to take jobs away from American Indians?
White Guy: Good Heavens! We will never do such a thing.
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Sycophant to Indian Chief: They are lying Sir, Lock them Up!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Indian Chief: Are you sure your values are compatible with ours?
White Guy: Rest assured sir, we are NOT robbers, murderers or Rapists.
After some thought, the Indian Chief said: I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt.
Compassion is the important thing. You may stay.
The Indian Chief then ordered his personal chef to kill a turkey, roast it with rosemary
and other herbs and then serve it with cranberry sauce to the White Guy and his family.
The rest is history.
THE END
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